Honesty is a little distressing sometimes, isn’t it?
what is this, i don't even.
alright so i got home from work tonight, and my brothers were home, and my parents were about to be home. my brothers were eating supper, so i sat down and ate a few things with them, because i was pretty hungry [my hours are 4-7 PM, right over supper time]. i was just finishing up my food when my parents came home and sat down, and i was about to go upstairs and take a shower and put on my...
When you find a snack that you forgot you had.
I usually keep things to myself because in reality no one really gives a fuck.– Unknown (via makeupsandwich)
why am i always the neutralizer?
seriously, people. grow the fuck up and just get over it.
that awkward moment when you feel like listening...
coppercoveredpixie: I has a song stuck in my head I cannae figure it out. it’s driving me insaner. this happens to me.. all, the, time.
Replacements for 'Cool Story, Bro'
coppercoveredpixie: ignite-bones: leannewoodfull: Fascinating discourse, chum Riveting fable, comrade Intriguing anecdote, brethren Perpetuating argument, colleague Sweet saga, yo Waste of time, jerk Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one Interesting intellect, imbecile Trepidating bore, fetus Ballin’ gossip, dawg With the...
That awkward moment when you eat on your bed, and...
That was a weird dream O.o
It’s the second one that I’ve had like it, in the course of the past week - which makes it weirder still. As in, some people have the same dream twice? This is two different dreams entirely, but they’ve had the same theme. Weird.
I must say, the end of today very much made up for...
.. phone calls are nice. that is all.
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.– Robert Frost (via cheesegasm)
some people were dropped as a baby, but you clearly were thrown out the window,...
Is it weird to say that I'm sick of myself?
I hate how much of a bitch I can be. And then everyone’s like, “Oh, but Sarah! You’re so nice. You shouldn’t talk about yourself that way.”
it's wednesday, is it?
me: I just spent fifteen minutes looking for my earbuds, only to discover that they were in my pocket the whole time.
mom: welcome to wednesday.
problem is, i don’t really trust anyone enough to name a butterfly after them. i did this, once - and then the butterflies washed away, and then those people left in real life, as well. so there goes that idea.
that moment when your mom walks up to you and says...
and you’re just like, “thanks, i was trying so hard not to think about that?” can’t find any gif’s to appropriately fit the mood here, ugh. oh wait, no, here’s one:
now I lay me down to bed, twisted thoughts run through my head. I hope I’ll die before I wake, because there is too much at stake.
*sits around awkwardly*
time for bed again, i guess. if only the paranoia will die.
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